Legalize Everything
Actually, decriminalize everything. Legalization only causes more paperwork and employs more lawyers. While lawyers are often mistaken as vultures, they are actually a much more predatory breed. We don’t like lawyers.
Vultures are laid back, mellow, passive. We’d rather do things that are not illegal, rather than cow-tow to laws. We don’t want permission to live our lives. We want to live our lives with no constraints.
In Canada, abortion is decriminalized. Kill a baby – no sweat; it’s not illegal.
In Canada, anal sex by consenting adults is decriminalized. Spread HIV, STDs, e-coli, Hep A-B-C… It’s A-OK with the law.
But in Canada, smoking pot is not legal. Alcohol makes you higher and cigarettes make you sicker. Pot should be decriminalized, too. In fact, all drugs should be decriminalized.
Laws cause stress. Stress is unhealthy. If it feels good, we should be able to do it – stress free.
Make laws illegal.
This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…
One question: If we pass a law making all laws illegal, would that law be legal?