Tip of the Hat

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Jul 282012
 


Let’s mix it up, people! Your assignment – whether or not you should want to accept it – is to celebrate cultural diversity in Canada. Wear a sombrero to work, or a witch’s hat to a funeral. Wear a Nazi helmet to the Pride Parade, or a Klansman hat to a wedding.

If any authoritarian dweeb dare challenges you, call them a hater, a cultural bigot, a… yes, a hatophobic. Say you are merely expressing harmony among diverse cultures.

Women, wear your burqa to a bank, or to a voting station, or to the beach. Claim freedom of religious expression. If society’s hall monitors feel uncomfortable about it, that’s their problem, not yours.

Men, a nice bright orange turban would go well with your cool blue business suit, don’t you think? Your boss can just keep his mouth shut or it’s the Human Rights Tribunal for him! Or how about a tasselled fez with your RCMP uniform? A man in sheik’s clothing is always a smashing fashion statement when going through airport security.

Going to a PETA rally? Don a fashionable bearskin guard’s hat. Let the animal sycophants gripe to the Queen, for all the good it’ll do them. The animal righters would really appreciate seeing your montera, or better yet, wear a Shtreimel and call them anti-Semitic if they kvetch.

Wear a Santa hat to a synagogue, a mitre to the opera, a rastacap to a Tory fundraiser, or a yarmulke to Catholic services.

Never mind that it mocks religious beliefs and cultural practices. Never mind that it makes security guards nervous. Never mind it enrages the politically correct. It’s legal, it’s provocative, and it’s fun!

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Mother Government Knows Best

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Jul 212012
 

Remember growing up, trying to become who you were meant to be only to have your parents trip you up trying to make you go to school, get a job, or maybe go into the family business, or marry their best friend’s idiot son or daughter, or get up early just to go to church, or countless other ridiculous rituals designed to keep you under their thumb yet out of their hair?

The government today wouldn’t make kids do those things. Teachers are already poised to replace parents. The government will provide all the basic needs of your children. Government-funded support groups will pay for their abortions, their drug addictions, their disinterest in holding down a job, and even their desire to go on living. The government gives them complete freedom, and you don’t have to take any of the responsibility.

ALL children should be removed from their parents. It’s what they want. It’s what they need. And why should parents be burdened by all the problems their kids will surely impose on them? The best parents would help their children by letting them go to a much better-suited, better-funded environment.

The State knows best. The youngsters of 1930s Germany took their country to the very brink of global domination before their leader was betrayed by his staff. Roll those dice again! Harper’s the man who can take your children all the way to the top. You won’t be sorry.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Pump up the Volume

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Jul 152012
 


If your group is too small to make a difference, “welcome” other groups to join in. This is easiest with smaller groups that have similar needs.

Also intimidate and bully non-group members – family, friends, co-workers – to pretend to be in your group. Call them “haters” if they refuse. Call them “bigots”. Threaten to expose them as psychologically unsound. Liken them to the KKK and Nazis. They’ll join your ranks if for no other reason than to shut you up.

This grows your numbers. This makes the new amalgamated group look bigger than it actually is, and therefore in a better bargaining position.

For instance, less than 3% of the population identifies itself as Gay, and like any group, only a tiny number of this 3% is politically active. So they “welcomed” in politically active Lesbians, Bi-Sexuals, Transsexuals, the Questioning, the Confused, the Hedonistic, the Pedophilic, yadda yadda yadda – plus all their intimidated friends and families.

Not because they like them. Because they can use them.

This new amalgamated LGBT-LMNOP group can arguably claim that they represent 5-10% of the general population. That’s enough screaming meemies to actually be noticed! Brilliant!

There’s power in numbers. Be a joiner.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Do Not Suffer Fools

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Jul 082012
 


We all have them in our lives: Fools. Fools who always think they have a better idea than you. Fools who brag they’ve achieved more than you, who claim to be more popular than you, who pretend to be happier than you, who think they dress better than you, who drive more expensive cars than you, who insist they know what’s best for you. Irritating, condescending fools.

You don’t need that. You don’t need your ideas second-guessed by someone who doesn’t have the first idea what you’re thinking. You don’t need your grand visions attacked by a myopic mental midget. You don’t need your achievements belittled by some chronic underachiever. You don’t need your self-esteem deflated by some windbag. You don’t need to look bad in the eyes of blind prejudice.

If you could only ignore them, but they keep buzzing around you like flies around Decay. So you have to flick these ego-sucking fools off your back. Berate them. Dismiss them. Purge them from your life. Banish them to the outer properties. Put them in their dark, fetid place like the rot that they are.

Yes, and you’ll feel so much better for it. It’s all about feeling good, after all…

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

No, Canada

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Jul 012012
 


No, Canada
You’ve given up your land
To laziness, greed, and childish demands

With hungry eyes, we see our prize
The cold north sick and weak

Don’t act surprised
No Canada, you caused your own defeat

God left your land – spurned by decree
No Canada, it’s Vulture Guard for thee

No Canada, it’s Vulture Guard for thee

~ Happy Canada Day to all you canucklheads out there! ~

The Principles of Rot

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Jun 162012
 

General Decay here, Let’s have some fun. One of the great tragedies of childhood is the bullying of children who are shaped or act differently. SUCH a tragedy. Public schools (our institutions brilliantly designed to create feral children) flail madly about with PROGRAMS addressing BULLYING.

NOW, Lest some monkey stumble across the idea of fundamental respect for one another, we must insert other programs and fill up their tiny little brains.

Here’s a program!: TO PROPERLY ATTACK BULLYING WE MUST ELIMINATE “JUDGING” – especially in the area of & say & consumption – the appetite.

How? We have our “co-parents” control the kiddy’s food access with the levers of health concern and “food morality!”

Of course, This Is Fun! Look, the Same Principles worked with porn, perversion and STD’s! If you want Alliance for Food Justice & Peace Clubs in schools… well Tasters Choice clubs had a Trademark and inclusivity issues. You don’t want to know …

The main reason General Disorder survived the last purge is because conflict and disorder are useful to properly shift the leads of power. My courses on the paths to decay are full. And my new course on The Principles of Rot& of course it is “all structural”! That’s The Idea. Our enemies must get off their butts and DO THE RIGHT THINGS to stop the rot in their world.

It’s not merely personal & internal. They have to ACT to correct the flaws in their society. Our job is to make that correction impossible. We Want Rot & Decay. It Happens. This is General Decay for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada.

Hate Thy Neighbor

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Jun 082012
 

Submitted for your approval: Dan Savage, a star disciple of the Vulture Guard philosophy. In the following video, his brilliant attack is a textbook example of using lies and bullying to belittle the opposition. His coup de gras was a viral video – free publicity! – that spreads hate and polarizes society. Beautiful. And now, here’s Danny and the Christian-Bashers with “Hate Thy Neighbor” …

How to Bully with Impunity

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May 272012
 

General Decay here. Let’s talk about BULLYING! Once upon a time a delightfully vicious public person spoke to a group of students about bullying. It was wonderful! He showed them how to bully with impunity.

ONE: Choose targets with least consequences if there is retaliation.
TWO: Insult and berate your target!
THREE: Induce others to participate in bullying with impunity.
And finally FOUR: Plead victimhood and Self Defence to justify your bullying! and bring the others as you’d already brought in to validate it.

This savage was BRILLIANT! Well of course the ANNOUNCED focus of the talks was to stop bullying! That’s how we do it these days. If you can’t make all words meaning-less some you gotta make meaning-‘different’! Call it a cloaking device! “Lie” works as well. I Do want to point out something important about how private decay blends and works so wonderfully with the general decay that we’ve implemented gradually over the years. Decay is a team player.

In a healthy society, my Hero bully, this vulgar thug would’ve been shunned as a social mutant. Instead in this world this fetid man- …uh oh… we can’t use “man” – “man” is gender normative- …and “man” in quotation marks is pejorative! …so this fetid non gender specific autonomous agent is courted by the rich and powerful. How delightful!

So now, because of General Decay, a bully with behavioural problems & Issues! – DADDY, MOMMY, intimacy, authority, shame, control (whatever) is feted by powerful decision makers. This Bully was empowered (thru the decay we’ve nurtured over the years) to lead others to mock, intimidate and bully our enemy – those whose perspective is antithetical to our purpose. Oh how SWEET.

It is scenes like that… It makes it all worthwhile. This is General Decay for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada!

Be the Bully

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May 262012
 

Be the Bully

They don’t like you anyway. Never did, never will.

Be the Esteem Vulture. You have no self esteem, so pluck it from the bones of those who do. Taunt them. Terrorize them. Belittle them. Feed off their fear of you. Feed off their hatred of you.

If caught, you will be pitied by the politically correct authorities. You will be offered counselling. You will be coddled. You will get off scott free.

And then you can start again. The system – in school, at work, in society – is to talk talk talk about the poor little victims of bullies. But nobody talks of punishing the bully. Bullies are not punished. Without bullies, the multi-billion dollar “anti-bullying” industry would shrivel up and die.

Bullies are needed. Bullies are protected.

Be the Bully.

I am General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Stay on your knees, Cowards

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May 182012
 

Stay on your knees, Cowards.

Keep on praying. Canada will only survive its internal ills if people take action. Action means resistance. Action makes things difficult. Action takes effort.

Praying is easy. Praying is for the lazy, the weak. “God will answer our prayers,” you claim. And if a miracle doesn’t happen and you don’t get what you prayed for, “God’s answer was ‘No’.” The rationalization of the stupid.

God helps those who help themselves. God gave people free will. God handed down a clear set of instructions in the Bible and the Torah and the Quran.

People who only pray are Godless. They reject God’s clear directive to be soldiers for morality.

Vulture Guard likes people who pray. People who pray are lazy, weak and afraid, and will guarantee the rapid demise of Canadian culture.

Stay on your knees, cowards.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Change your name – Start again

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May 132012
 

Change your name – Start again.

Actions speak louder than words, but labels are designed to confuse people. They’re too stupid or lazy to find out the truth. This is good for you.

If your name gets a bad rep, change your name and keep on truckin’.

Planned Parenthood, the baby-killer, now calls itself Options for Sexual Health.

Philip Morris, the pusher of cancer-causing cigarettes, changed its name to Altria Group.

Blackwater, the security company that killed so many unarmed Iraqi civilians, changed its name to Xe.

What’s in a new name? Freedom to continue your crimes under a new label.

So do whatever you want. Then disappear in plain sight.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Support Your Local Smartmeter

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Apr 082012
 

Support your local Smart Meter.

BC Hydro has joined many forward-thinking utility companies around the world in placing Smart Meters at every house and business everywhere.

This is a good thing. Support the transition.

Naysayers point at all the meter readers losing their jobs. So what? Are you a meter reader? So what do you care?

Naysayers point at all the fires caused by Smart Meters. So what? Lightning causes fires, too, and there’s nothing that can be done about that either.

Naysayers point out that your utility bills will go up with Smart Meters. Guess what? Your bills will go up without Smart Meters, too. Get used to it.

Naysayers point out that a Smart Meter emits 14,000 cancer-causing radio frequency bursts every day – a burst every 6 seconds – and that a block of 20 houses emits as much as 10,000 times more radiation than a cell phone. So what? The sun emits even more radiation than that, so are they going to turn off the sun?

Naysayers point out that Smart Meters invade your privacy. If you actually think you have privacy now, the government, your hairdresser, your neighbours, and your boss would all have a laugh over that one!

Support Smart Meters. Because it won’t make any difference if you don’t.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard. Carrion, Canada…

Legalize Everything

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Apr 062012
 

Legalize Everything

Actually, decriminalize everything.  Legalization only causes more paperwork and employs more lawyers.  While lawyers are often mistaken as vultures, they are actually a much more predatory breed.  We don’t like lawyers.

Vultures are laid back, mellow, passive.  We’d rather do things that are not illegal, rather than cow-tow to laws.  We don’t want permission to live our lives.  We want to live our lives with no constraints.

In Canada, abortion is decriminalized.  Kill a baby – no sweat; it’s not illegal.

In Canada, anal sex by consenting adults is decriminalized.  Spread HIV, STDs, e-coli, Hep A-B-C…  It’s A-OK with the law.

But in Canada, smoking pot is not legal.  Alcohol makes you higher and cigarettes make you sicker.  Pot should be decriminalized, too.  In fact, all drugs should be decriminalized.

Laws cause stress.  Stress is unhealthy.  If it feels good, we should be able to do it – stress free.

Make laws illegal.

This is General Disorder for Vulture Guard.  Carrion, Canada…

CBC Funding: Your tax dollars at waste!

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Apr 022012
 

[Bean counters.  They’re the worst!  Yes, things cost money.  The CBC needs our tax dollars to continue to provide vacuous drivel to keep us distracted.  They deserve it!  Would these bean counters rather we all turn off our TVs and take to the streets for our entertainment?  How prehistoric!  Bean counters.  Ugh.]

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Your tax dollars at work waste!

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